UK Archives · Pipeaway mapping the extraordinary Fri, 27 Jun 2025 13:06:11 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 The Best Day Trips from Southampton When You’re Tight on Time https://www.pipeaway.com/southampton-day-trips/ https://www.pipeaway.com/southampton-day-trips/#respond Thu, 30 May 2024 21:39:14 +0000 https://www.pipeaway.com/?p=12698 Southampton offers more than just goodbyes to its cruise ship visitors. There are exciting day trips you can make from the cruise capital of Europe!

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From an embarkation point for the Normandy landings (D-Day) to the port that the Titanic left on her maiden voyage, Southampton built a historic reputation as a place of great departures. The English city served as an important port for ocean liners and continued to be a hub for luxury cruising. But Southampton has much more to offer than just saying goodbye to its visitors. There are many exciting things to do in and around Southampton, even if you only have a day to spare.

Queen Elizabeth 2 ship in Southampton in the 1960s; 35mm film slide scan by Annie Spratt on Unsplash.
Queen Elizabeth 2 ship in Southampton in the 1960s

Of course, the town offers numerous heritage landmarks, museums and galleries, as well as walking trails covering everything from Old Town history to street art. But many visitors come for one thing in particular. As the cruise capital of Europe, Southampton welcomes more than 2 million cruise passengers every year.

If you’re leaving Southampton for a great voyage, it always makes sense to arrive a day or two before departure. For one, you don’t want a potential flight delay to affect your embarkation, but also, there are places to discover even before the official start of your cruise holidays.

Besides just exploring the vibrant town that blends history with modern life, you should maximize your stay with trips out of Southampton.

Day excursions would be a perfect opportunity for you to learn more about the region’s history, culture, and various events that shaped the city.

In today’s article, we reveal 7 destinations for day trips from Southampton when you are on a tight schedule.

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7 day trips from Southampton you should consider

1. Winchester

If you are into medieval architecture or English literature, you will love exploring Winchester. This historic town is only a 30-minute drive northeast of Southampton.

The interior of Winchester Cathedral; photo by Mario La Pergola, Unsplash.
The interior of Winchester Cathedral

Once you are there, you can explore the ancient ruins and castles that reflect the glorious past of this place. You can visit the Winchester Cathedral, Wolvesey Castle, and the Winchester City Mill. The biggest attraction here is the mysterious King Arthur’s Round Table in the Great Hall of Winchester Castle.

You can drive a bit further to Chawton to see Jane Austen’s House, where she wrote some of her great literary works.

If you are with a kid, you can also explore the Winchester Science Centre and Planetarium.

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2. Marwell Zoo

If you’re with a family, you can head for a day trip to Marwell Zoo. Located just a 30-minute ride from Southampton, Marwell Zoo has hundreds of animals, such as leopards, giraffes, tigers, and meerkats.

One of four white rhinos, near threatened animals, at Marwell Zoo near Southampton; photo by Richard Beaman.
One of four near-threatened white rhinos at Marwell Zoo

With its 57-hectare park and 5 adventure play areas, this is a perfect place to explore when you want to keep your kids entertained when you are short on time.

Learn how Basel Zoo is saving rhinos, and get inspired by Matjaž Krivic's photographs of the last northern white rhinos in the world. 

3. Lyndhurst

If you have a day to spare in Southampton, visiting Lyndhurst would offer you an experience like no other. This is a perfect place for those who love walking and cycling, as you can explore the New Forest National Park while finding out more about the forest’s history and heritage.

Trees of the New Forest National Park in Lyndhurst; photo by Andrew Johnson, Unsplash.
New Forest National Park has been operating as a royal hunting ground since the 11th century

This tiny town might surprise you with the number of tea rooms, pubs, cafes, fine dining restaurants, and ice parlors you can find here. Lyndhurst is just a 25-minute drive from Southampton, securing a quick return by the end of the day.

4. Bournemouth

Almost an hour’s drive southwest and you will end up in the seaside town of Bournemouth. Here you can walk the award-winning beaches and Victorian piers.

Bournemouth Pier and beach, photo by Dami Akinbode, Unsplash.
The historic landmark of Bournemouth Pier

The town is also known for its quirky architecture and art. While you are in Bournemouth, you can also explore the Upper, Central, and Lower Gardens.

Finish the town visit by treating yourself to a delicious meal as you overlook the English Channel.

5. Salisbury

Located northwest of Southampton, Salisbury is known for its captivating history and stunning cathedral. With its colossal spire, the Salisbury Cathedral dominates the skyline of the town.

Salisbury Cathedral, photo by Tzenik, Unsplash.
Salisbury Cathedral dates back to the 13th century

While you are on a day trip in Salisbury, you can explore the traditional shopping streets and the market square, which still retains its medieval charm.

6. Stonehenge

Not too far from Salisbury lies the mysterious Stonehenge. This is one of the most visited sites in the UK, as no one knows why this Neolithic monument was built.

Stonehenge, photo by Cajeo Zhang, Unsplash.
Because of the planned construction of a road tunnel under Stonehenge, the prehistoric monument could lose its UNESCO World Heritage status

Stonehenge is a UNESCO World Heritage Site that dates back 5,000 years. It’s a day trip from Southampton you will not forget.

You can visit Stonehenge directly on your transfer from London to Southampton Cruise Terminal.

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7. Isle of Wight

If you are looking for sandy beaches and lots of history and heritage, you can enjoy a day trip to the Isle of Wight.

Isle of Wight cliffs; photo by Lison Zhao, Unsplash.
The Isle of Wight’s magnificent cliffs

Just a couple of hours’ drive from Southampton, you can have a great time here exploring the outdoors, shopping at the local market, and eating delicious local food at various restaurants and pubs.

A practical way to organize your day trips from Southampton is by renting a car. But if you just want to relax, you can opt for a Southampton-Heahtrow transfer with an attraction of your choice. 

Day trips from Southampton – Conclusion

Southampton deserved its European cruise capital title for a reason. Whether it’s a week or two exploring Norwegian fjords, the best of Scandinavia and the Mediterranean Sea, or a Transatlantic journey to Florida, Southampton offers many exciting cruise destinations.

Southampton offers plenty of day trip options for curious travelers

But the town is more than just a cruise port. Whether you’re retracing the footsteps of Jane Austen in Winchester, channeling your inner David Attenborough at Marwell Zoo, or pondering the mysteries of Stonehenge, there are plenty of day trip options from Southampton waiting for curious souls.

All you need to do is pack some sense of adventure and your best map-reading skills (or just Google Maps). Embrace the unexpected, make those impromptu detours, sample the strange local delicacies, and snap even the most awkward selfies!

Southampton may be an important cruising port for seeing the world, but you can also see the best of the world while cruising around the town itself.

What are your favorite Southampton day trips? 
Please comment if you have already cruised from here, and share your experience!
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The images in this article have been sourced through Unsplash and Marwell Zoo.

In the order of appearance, their authors are as follows:
Southampton cruise ship (cover image) - Frankie Lu, Unsplash
Queen Elizabeth 2 ship 1960s - 35mm film slide scan by Annie Spratt, Unsplash
Winchester Cathedral - Mario La Pergola, Unsplash
White rhino, Marwell Zoo – Richard Beaman
New Forest National Park - Andrew Johnson, Unsplash
Bournemouth Pier - Dami Akinbode, Unsplash
Salisbury Cathedral - Tzenik, Unsplash
Stonehenge - Cajeo Zhang, Unsplash
Isle of Wight - Lison Zhao, Unsplash
Southampton buildings (pin image) - Connor Holyday, Unsplash
Lepe Beach (second pin image) - Annie Spratt, Unsplash

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Buckle Up Dorothy: No-Fly Family on a Slow Travel Adventure to Australia https://www.pipeaway.com/no-fly-family-slow-travel-australia/ https://www.pipeaway.com/no-fly-family-slow-travel-australia/#comments Mon, 11 Mar 2024 00:03:31 +0000 https://www.pipeaway.com/?p=12248 The UK family followed the Yellow Brick Road to Australia, refusing to take planes. After a four-month journey, Shannon Coggins, Theo Simon and Rosa found their better selves in Oz!

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“Buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, ’cause Kansas is going bye-bye”, Cypher tells Neo in “The Matrix” movie. Not everyone gets the privilege to swallow the red pill and experience the true reality. But a British family of three chose to learn the truth over blindly following the pleasure call and embarked on a less convenient, slow travel journey – a no-fly trip to Australia.

Shannon Coggins (57), Theo Simon (65), and their daughter Rosa (19) left their cozy wooden home in Somerset, UK,  back in August 2023. The trio’s destination was Wyoming, Australia, where Shannon’s sister Ellie Richmond planned to get married in December. The wedding venue in New South Wales was 15 thousand miles away from British Wales, a place so far that a simple Google Maps search spits the result “Can’t seem to find a way there”. Even the Travelmath trip calculator declares the distance as “complicated”, subtly suggesting: “You might even have to swim. May we suggest you fly instead?”

Slow travel pioneers

Indeed, to attend a wedding on the other side of the planet, most people would just take a bus to Bristol and hop on a plane to Sydney, a day’s journey away. But a family that, back in 2002, decided not to fly, knew there was only one acceptable answer – the slow travel adventure to Australia.

On her Buckle Up Dorothy blog, Shannon Coggins compared the slow trip to Australia with giving birth, a mixture of love and pain

The art student Rosa took a gap year, while her parents, the factory worker Theo and the school officer Shannon, both musicians in the folk band Seize the Day, known for their environmental campaigns, pulled brakes on their lives so they could minimize the carbon footprint on their four-months long trip Down Under.

But the Yellow Brick Road abruptly stopped in East Timor. To reach Oz, the no-fly family’s journey via buses, trains, and boats had to be polluted with a plane crossing to Australia after all. Was it a defeat?

On her Buckle Up Dorothy blog, Shannon compared the slow trip with giving birth, a mixture of love and pain. We got to talk about their delivery in Australia, just before the return trip to the UK, because, after all, there’s no place like home.

Unlike Dorothy, Shannon, Theo, and Rosa won’t be able to just click their ruby shoe heels, or wait for the next tornado. The slow-travel family will embark on another grand journey to make their one small step for man.

Buckle Up Dorothy slow travel journey to Australia by Somerset no-fly family, with stops on the map from UK to Down Under.
The trio’s itinerary from Northern to Southern Hemisphere

Shannon Coggins: I really like the fact that you call it ‘slow travel’. I’ve not heard that phrase before. It feels like I have heard it, but I don’t use it. And yet, it’s exactly what it is.

You’re the ambassadors of the slow travel movement!

Shannon: Let’s hope so. It used to be how everybody did it.

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Off-the-grid and on-the-road

Besides traveling off-the-beaten-path, you also live off-the-grid, don’t you?

S: Yes, we have built our own home. There was a long battle for planning permission over 20 years ago. Eventually, we won. The 4 acres of land are owned collectively by a group of 16 shareholders, of which Theo is one. We all have permission to build low-impact dwellings, with a limit in size.

Our home has three rooms, we’ve got a borehole for the water, and solar panels for the electricity. We are surrounded by trees and a garden that is full of birds. There’s a compost toilet outside. We have a shower which is in a shed. It’s a wonderful way of living. I love going outside to the toilet. I like collecting my water from the borehole. You have to interact with nature to do those things.

Shannon Coggins and Theo Simon on bicycles, no-fly family on their slow travel journey to Australia.
Bicycle ride on the way to the other side of the planet; strange, and yet so reminiscent of home

We’ve got a car park in common, at the bottom of the hill. Everybody parks there, and then walks to their houses with wheelbarrows, with all their stuff. It means it’s really safe place for children. They can run around, they’re going to see each other and have some agency about friendship and playing. It doesn’t all have to be organized by the parents. It’s been great.

It’s hard in winter when the power goes out. You have to be a lot more thoughtful about charging your computer. I used to take mine to work every day, charge it up, and bring it back home again. That’s how we live.

Theo Simon: It’s on the edge of the big village. Our collective bought the land, it’s been very low cost. But that was because we got permission on the basis that we would live very low-impact, and that we would reestablish the wildlife corridor between both sides of that field, by planting trees and bushes, which we have done. It’s become quite bio-diverse again. We have our own electricity, water, and sewage. And we have to recycle our waste as well.

S: All our rubbish is our responsibility. No one comes to collect our rubbish.

Leaving home sweet home

Is living off-grid the way to more easily save money for traveling?

S: Choosing to live a more modest lifestyle did have an impact. You can rent a big house and not have much money. You can buy a big house and have a big mortgage, and not have much money, but you’ll have security when you’re older. Or you can live in a simple, smaller way, which is what we managed to do. But it’s not an easy option. It’s not like leaping off-grid is easy. But it has meant that we can save up some money.

Theo: Now we have a housesitter. Because we also have a cat, which is really hard to leave behind.

S: Rosa’s cat.

T: Yeah, we have a house sitter looking after it, and knowing that we will be back in June.

You must be missing your cat, Rosa! But you’ve seen many on the road, right?

Rosa: Yeah, as many as I can. My cat’s name is Tequila.

S: At the rescue center, where we got her, her mom was named Sherry. Her sister was Whiskey. And it was only fair that she was given an alcohol name.

Your housesitter is a friend or someone you found on a house-sitting / swapping site?

S: It’s a friend of one of our neighbors. In Australia, we’ve signed up for housesitting. We did a housesit for a family with five dogs, a lizard, a goat, six chickens, and fourteen parrots. We did that for ten days.

Shannon Coggins' family attending her sister Ellie Richmond's wedding in Australia, after a four-month-long trip from the UK.
Wedding – the final frontier

From protest to purpose

Wow, a grand zoo! But let’s get back to how you even got there. You left the European summer of 2023 behind and will be back to the Old Continent when the summer of 2024 arrives. That’s quite a long trip for attending one wedding in Australia! Most people don’t decide to slow-travel around the world for a year. How did the concern for the climate change come into your life?

T: Me and Shannon actually got together through the road protest movement in Britain. We got very involved in defending the countryside against road building, which was a successful campaign, it ended in the 1990s. We also became musicians who often played in support of campaigns. We’ve been doing that for 7-8 years, when the band had already flown to Seattle, for a little tour, supported by the Farmers Union in America. We’ve gone and supported farmers in India and done a tour there against genetically modified crops. Shannon and I have also been a part of a non-violent citizen initiative in Palestine, we’ve flown there. We were very aware of the environment and of climate change even back then.

S: I asked a friend at the Center for Alternative Technology in Wales to calculate my carbon footprint. My footprint for that one flight to India and back was half the carbon that I used that year, and it was twice as much as what I should be using if the planet’s atmosphere was gonna stabilize. And I took it on! Okay, I should be using between 1 and 2.5 tons. So what am I gonna do?

I didn’t know anyone else who wasn’t flying. Everybody would look at me like I was an idiot. It was horribleShannon Coggins

I am a very practical person, Ivan! This is my responsibility, my life is my responsibility. I was a bit of an anarchist at university. I wasn’t trash-the-state kind of anarchist, I was more – it’s about me, what am I going to do? If I can see there’s a problem, I’ve got to act. And the only thing I could think of to do was to give up flying. It was easily the biggest and worst thing I was doing.

It was so horrible. I didn’t know anyone else who wasn’t flying. Everybody was flying and they would look at me like I was an idiot. Or the ones who had some kind of awareness would confess their guilty stories of their flights here and flights there, in the hope that I would absolve them of their guilt.

It took a long time before I could get through my feelings of jealousy that all these people were flying and having wonderful holidays, and I wasn’t. It took about 4 years. Because I loved flying. I loved going off on those holidays, they were so fun. I loved getting in the airplanes, and the little meals you get, the whole thing, I just loved it! It was tough to give it up. But I did.

I got to a point where I stopped being aggrieved by anyone else’s flying, or I could just understand it. I understand why people want their holidays, why they want to visit their family. But I can still carry on trying to make my difference. I think we all have to go through a bit of a process like that when we give up something that nobody else has given up. It can be lonely for a while, but I don’t feel that anymore.

Rosa curled up on a train on the slow trip to Australia.
Curled up on the train – Rosa’s preferred choice if flying on a plane is an alternative

R: I’ve kind of always been aware of the climate, because I was born into where we live, and my parents are both activists. I grew up surrounded by that. But then I’ve made friends who were environmentally aware as well. I’ve seen climate change and I believe it to be true. And I’d better believe it to be true, because I’m gonna have to deal with it in my adult life, I know that. I don’t want to make it worse. I want to try to do what I can. Honestly, I did find being in a plane a bit scary anyway.

Because that flight from East Timor to Australia was your first one ever, right?

R: Yeah, I don’t want to do it again.

If you want to travel around the world with the lowest carbon footprint, why don't you sail around it? Bert terHart did just that, alone, at the age of 62!

The social dynamics of slow travel advocates

Shannon mentioned: before one finds a community that embraces the slow travel trend, people could look at you like a weirdo or an idiot. In one blog post on the Buckle Up Dorothy website, Theo mentions the risk of becoming an “unapproachable self-righteous hermit”. It seems there is a considerable stigma that people who want to reduce their carbon footprint have to live with. Did choices you made due to your different lifestyle affect how you fit in your circles?

R: Actually, I’ve never experienced negativity from it. When I tell them where I live, a lot of people find it really cool. People my age seem to like the idea of living in a low-impact dwelling with no rent, out in the woods. It’s exciting for a lot of people. Obviously, all my friends fly. I don’t have any friends that haven’t been on a plane.

We can go from England to Europe easily because of the Eurostar and ferries, it’s very straightforward as it’s a very small stretch of sea. So we go on holiday to the south of France a lot. We get the Eurostar and then we go by car all the way down and camp. But the furthest I’ve ever been before we went on this trip was north of Sweden when I was 10. We took a week and went by train all the way up. We stayed there and saw the Northern Lights.

S: We spend all our money on experiences, Ivan. We have no savings! All we’ve done is save up money and then go somewhere amazing.

T: Thinking back to when we started saying that we wouldn’t fly, it wasn’t just us. There were other people that we knew in the climate movement, who were concerned about nature. Everyone was getting to the point where they knew that flying had a big emission. You couldn’t hide it. I was very uncomfortable that they still wanted to fly, or needed to fly.

People say: “I flew up to Edinburgh. Sorry, Theo.” I’m not your priest, you don’t have to apologize to me, but to the planet. It’s not me that you are hurtingTheo Simon

It was a big decision to take. But it was also partly because we were in a band that had a reasonable following. If we’re singing those things… Personally, for me, it wasn’t so hard, because I’m not such a great traveler as Shannon, I could happily stay in my shack all the time. Well, that’s not quite true. I love traveling, but it is not something I naturally want to do. Nonetheless, we thought it would be good for us to say: “We are not flying.” It felt like it was responsible in a leadership way, just to raise that. Firstly, to help people understand that our lifestyle was part of the problem, we could all look at that. And secondly, to get us thinking about how the world needs to change, what else do we need to do? It was a big step, but it was one we thought we should take.

Shannon mentioned the absolving, and I found that particularly interesting. My friends still apologize as if it’s me they are offending. In Britain, if people have to go to Scotland, they’d fly, because it’s actually quite cheap to go to Bristol and get on the plane. Whereas if you go on the train, it’s a lot of money, and it takes a long time. So people say: “I flew up to Edinburgh. Sorry, Theo.”

I get quite angry. I’m not your priest, you don’t have to apologize to me, but to the planet. It’s not me that you are hurting. I don’t usually say that. As Shannon really captured it in that song, it’s not about criticizing other people for flying, it’s just about raising the possibility that maybe you don’t have to.

Check out the 2007 music video for the song “Flying” by Seize the Day!

 

Investing in experience

You made a clear diagnosis about the slow travel 16 years ago, with the song “Flying”, when you recognized it as a climate crime, but also that finances and time are the biggest obstacles. As the song says, “living is hard, and flying is easy”. Not flying is sometimes a pricier choice. You have to save up for much longer to be able to afford the slow travel experience. You have to spend more time traveling somewhere, and it costs more.

S: When I was traveling before, you fly somewhere, stay there, and fly back. You tend to go for a shorter time. With our current choice of traveling, we’ve been able to afford more. As soon as you leave Europe, accommodation, food, the traveling itself is so much cheaper than living at home.

Shannon Coggins, Theo Simon, and Rosa, (re)uniting with their nephews and nieces at Shannon's sister Ellie's wedding.
Family (re)union at Ellie’s wedding – people who said “I do” to the planet

Effectively, it took us seven years to save up for this slow trip. There are a lot of things you could do with that kind of money, to deposit it, upscale solar panels… People normally redo the carpets in their houses or get a better telly. We could have gotten a really nice electric car.

But this trip is about coming to Australia and seeing my sister who emigrated 16 years ago, 4 years after I gave up flying. And the trip is about seeing the beauty of the world. When Rosa was 10, and she was just leaving the magic of childhood, I wanted her to see the Northern Lights, because that’s the magic that’s in the real world. She is just turning 20, and I wanted her to see the beauty of the real world, what is our world like.

And that’s true for me too. What is China like? What are the people in Russia like? What happens in Kazakhstan? Where is Laos? We’ve answered so many questions for ourselves. By traveling slowly through our world, we have seen so much, and so much has changed in our perception of the world. That’s worth much more to us in our lives than almost anything, it really is. My understanding of the world has changed. And I love it even more than I did before I left. It’s worth the money.

A Canadian family also took their children on a trip around the world to show them its beauty. But they had another urgent reason to do it - their kids were going blind. Read the interview with the inspiring Edith Lemay!

Voyaging against the current

You still live in a society, where you are surrounded by people who do their travels differently…

T: When we stopped flying when Rosa was born, we basically went to New Forest Camping. We did what any British family used to do all the time when I grew up, before the cheap flights came in, which was holidaying in Britain and taking a day to get there. And it was great. We discovered going to Tunisia as well, we did mad dashes on trains to Spain, to get the ferry over to Tunisia, stayed there in the off-season for a week, and then went back. So we did some quite long journeys. They took longer, and cost a little bit more probably. We could only do that because we get that 2-week holiday or whatever.

Theo Simon on a bus, during his slow travel journey from the UK to Australia.
Only the thoughts are flying when Theo Simon travels from the UK to Australia – by bus

But some people pop off quite a lot, whenever they get a break, they fly off somewhere. I completely understand why they are just dying to get away. There is that thing that if I can go where there is sun, and I can drink without worrying about driving, and it’s a nice-ish hotel, and there are a few sights I can go and see, that will replenish me and then I can come back to work and carry on.

I know people have great experiences, I’m not dissing them. But quite often, they come back moaning about the food, or something about the hotel. I don’t feel that they had that much of a different experience. They’ve gone to places that are very far away, they’ve taken long flights to get there, and they sound exotic, but I feel that they didn’t necessarily need to do that. They probably could have gone to the Centre Parcs and had as good an experience without flying. So that’s how I feel about those holidays, I’m not interested in them, whereas the traveling, when Shannon first suggested it – the way we get to see the world and see people – that interested me, especially for Rosa.

Forgiveness for flying

Shannon, how do you look at the choices of others?

S: I have a different take on this. Someone I work with is a single parent, she hasn’t been away on holiday for five years, and she saved up a little money. She bought a week-long holiday in New York, to take her daughter away on a first holiday for all this time. I’ve given her some money towards it, I wanted her to go so much. I didn’t care that she was flying. I cared about the fact that she’s had a really tough life, her daughter’s had a tough life. This was something that they thought was going to be really special, and it was. It was fantastic.

As individuals, we are not going to change anything. Yeah, the flight was going to Australia anyway. But if there’s another 100 families we meet on the way, that’s one less plane 747. Slow travel is a real thing!Shannon Coggins

You know, if my sister ever needed me in Australia, I’d get on a plane like a shot. When my gran was dying in America, I rang her up, and said: “Well, do you want me to come over now, before you die, do you want me to come to the funeral, or shall I give your daughter, my aunt, the money for the airfare?” And she said: “Oh do that, love, don’t bother.” But I would’ve gone if she wanted me to.

As individuals, we are not going to change anything. This journey of three of us traveling overland to Australia – so what? It’s changed things for us. Flying is only 8% of global emissions anyway! There are an awful lot of other things to do. It’s just if we’re going to go to Australia, let’s try and do something different. Let’s open up the possibility, let’s not have a go at anyone else for what they do and how they live their lives. This is about the choices we are making. Is it possible? Can we start thinking about doing things a bit differently? That’s all I want, really.

Yeah, the flight was going anyway. Of course, it was. But if there’s another 100 families we meet on the way, that’s one less plane 747. We met three families! Slow travel is a real thing, Ivan!

No-fly tribe

T: Really interesting for us was finding different people who were doing part of the journey when they could go by plane. There was another no-flight family, doing the exact same thing, we met them in a cafe in a little town in Indonesia. We met a young dude from Prague, who was traveling around with a camera doing no-flight.

While we were away, there was this whole story of a climate scientist Gianluca Grimalda who was working in Papua New Guinea, and he was asked by his employer, the Kiel Institute for World Economy, to come back to Germany for a business meeting. And he said: “Okay, but it will take me two weeks, cause I can’t fly. I’m a climate scientist, and I know what this means, so I’m not gonna fly.” And they said: “You are sacked! You’ve gotta come back!” He said: “I’m not. I’m coming the slow way.” So he’s now back in Germany, but he did it the slow way.

Like us, all of them found that there was a point in their journey where they had to fly. We’re now trying to figure out if we can get back without doing that. But we will see. And Shannon said: “If we can’t, we will fly.” We will if we have to.

Navigating the emotional turbulence

Still, getting on that plane in East Timor must have crushed you!

S: Getting on the plane did break my heart, Ivan! Rosa’s attitude to it was the most sensible. When we got to Australia, she tried to get me to notice that we’d actually made it. I was all: “No, we failed, it’s so bad, I’m so depressed.”

Theo Simon, Rosa, and Shannon Coggins standing with backpacks and a guitar at the entrance to East Timor, the country where their no-fly trip to Australia will come to an unsurmountable obstacle - the slow-travel family will be forced to take a plane.
Entering East Timor, the country where the no-fly family had to board a plane after all

R: It was hard even for me, I felt guilty about it. I also felt kind of defeated; we’d come all this way without flying at all, we got almost halfway across the world without getting on a single plane! Most people we’ve met up to that point had to fly at least once just to get to where we were. I was so proud of us actually.

In East Timor, we tried really hard to find a way to get over by boat. But it was the wrong time of the year, the wrong season, so we couldn’t. And we had to get on that little plane. But it was such a fraction of our journey. Even despite that little flight, our carbon emissions were significantly lower than if we had taken a plane all the way.

T: I felt a bit depressed about it. In one way, we didn’t travel slowly enough. We were on the move quite a lot. And when we were not on the move, we were trying to plan our next move. Because you can’t plan it all over the internet, not yet, maybe never. So we didn’t know if there was gonna be a bus from Almaty, and then we got Covid, and then we had to try and find the bus. Wherever we were, there was often some work to be done.

It can be quite tiring, just being away from home. We are older people too. It’s not like we are young travelers, forming relationships. It’s physically slightly challenging, it was very, very hot. We’ve been in Indonesia a long time, and we tried and tried, and it built up to this, but we couldn’t do it.

We had that close call at the end when we thought it looked like, by some mad miracle, we were gonna get a boat. And then we took that to the wire, the owner said ‘no’, and there we were.

I went through thinking that this invalidates everything we’ve done, and then thought we should have stayed, even if it meant staying for months until we got the boat because of the carbon. It was a very exaggerated emotional feeling, to be honest. Because once we’ve flown, I felt like, well, that wasn’t such a big deal. (laughter) Then I remembered that everyone else flies all the time.

Finding solace in carbon calculations

What did you do to get yourself back up, Shannon?

S: It messed with my brain, Ivan, as I was sitting there, getting completely depressed. I’ve arrived in Australia, our ultimate goal, we’ve made it. In four months, we got through Russia, we got through China, things we thought were impossible. Here we are, how amazing, we are still in one piece, we didn’t lose any limbs, we didn’t have any major illnesses other than Covid, and I am depressed.

I woke up very early, feeling like a criminal, and sat there on my phone, and did our carbon footprint. I found some really good websites, it was very thorough. And because we’re not using our car at home, and we’re not using gas in our cooker, we’ve actually used less emissions, even if we would have stayed at home, which is remarkable. Driving our cars to work, day to day, having to get to the supermarket, all of that’s gone out of the window because we were doing everything by public transport.

Theo Simon and Rosa on a boat, during their no-fly family's slow trip to Australia.
Theo and Rosa enjoying the lack of air turbulences on their way to Australia

We nearly got on a cruise ship from Bali to Cairns. Obviously, it’s not flying, and then we could have felt like we’ve “done it”, we’ve actually made it, we didn’t fly. But the carbon footprint of that cruise ship was through the roof compared to our little flight from Dili to Darwin.

We were going to try and find a propeller plane. But we stayed with an honorary British consul in Dili, and she said: “Yes, but Qantas jet is going anyway, every single day. So you’d be adding a propeller plane. You would definitely be adding more carbon.” And she was right. I mean, if I got on a boat and the plane is going anyway, alright. But if I’m chartering a propeller plane to take me where I want to go, and there is a plane that is going there already, that’s not okay. I had to suck it up. Didn’t want it, but I did.

Social media backlash

The feeling that one’s action is somewhat insignificant is what sometimes stops people from acting at all. Planes are flying anyway, they could indeed think. Of course, you’re talking about the sum of our actions that makes a change. Is there a solution to that?

T: That’s really interesting. Some compensation for feelings of disappointment was that we suddenly got all this unexpected media interest for the story, from the British and Australian press. It also showed that the whole idea of low-carbon travel was something that people were now more interested in. It wasn’t so cranky.

But one of the things I noticed was, as soon as it came out on social media, there were a lot of people who just wanted to have a go. That’s what people do on social media. And so they were piling in, saying: “What numpties! The plane was going anyway, they could have just got on a plane, they’ve made no difference.”

Of course, you make a small difference if you don’t add the weight to the journey anyway. But that’s never been for any of us a key thing. It wasn’t a boycott to stop the plane from flying. But the fact is that the more people think ‘maybe I don’t need to fly’, then the less demand there is. The less likely it is that an airport’s gonna build another runway. The less likely it is that an air fleet is gonna get expanded. The more possibility there is that some enterprising person would develop a good sea route for passengers between Australia and Timor because there is a demand.

So it’s a small thing but, we’ve seen it with other green lifestyle ideas, that could suddenly change quite quickly, once people get into it. Flying to places is an idea that’s been sold to us, that this is just something we want to do and need to do.

One of the great and quite humbling things about traveling is speaking to a worker on our train in Romania or an oil worker on a Kazakhstan train. These people – they’re not gonna jump on a plane! Most of the world’s population is not in a position to think about jumping on a plane or not jumping on a plane, about what it is like to sacrifice a holiday in the Maldives. They never have that opportunity.

I don’t think it’s central that we fly as much as we think we need to do. We might change our society to make it good in other ways. Or we might develop slow travel, we might develop airships. We contribute towards that change by making that decision.

Beyond just being about carbon, slow travel is a much more interesting way to get around. If you’re gonna take a gap year, why fly somewhere if you can travel overland?Rosa

Slow travel, big impact

S: What do you think, Rosa, when people say you didn’t make a difference, what’s the point?

R: Well, it brings into conversations the idea that this is a possibility. And especially for young people, people my age, if they are gonna take a gap year, why fly somewhere if you can travel overland? That’s exciting, that’s an adventure, that’s more impactful than just flying somewhere. You get to see it all, you get to experience things you wouldn’t have experienced. You would just fly out of these countries, and you wouldn’t even think about them. But now you have to think about them because you are getting through them. And you might find a country that you really love by accident. So beyond just being about carbon, it’s a much more interesting way to travel. You see more of the world, and you get more of a sense of the world as a whole union. We’re all living on the same Earth, and that’s so apparent when you travel through it.

S: Slow travel is a wonderful way of travel. So maybe they are right. Maybe the plane is going anyway, maybe we are numpties, maybe we should have got on a plane. But having done the journey, I’m glad we did it. I saw and learned and changed more. I want to live in a world where people are trying to take care of the climate. And they may not get it right. I may not get it right. There may be something I could have done that was better, different, more. But this is me making an effort. I applaud myself and I applaud other people who are trying to make an effort. Collectively, we keep coming up with good ideas on how to do it.

T: The lifestyle hopefully has effects, but it’s for your own benefit as well. It’s about not being defeated by things. Like, we want to travel, but we don’t want to fly. Can we do that? Then, it’s challenging. But we’ve found out that it wasn’t as challenging as we thought it would be. It was actually easier in some ways. Then you get resilience, and it helps your optimism. If you make those choices yourself, you don’t feel so defeated by the situation, and it can make you feel more positive. It’s not impossible for me to go to China, I don’t have to fly, I can still go to China if I want to. And that’s been good for us.

Shannon Coggins, Rosa, and Theo Simon, a slow travel family from the UK, standing by the road, on their way to Australia, without planes.
The adventurous trio before their no-fly dreams will be grounded

Surprises beyond the Yellow Brick Road

To share the benefits of slow travel with the world, you launched the Buckle Up Dorothy blog. Besides an obvious connection to the “The Wizard of Oz”, as Oz was where you headed, the phrase you chose for your site’s name is a strong reference in pop culture, announcing big and unexpected events. What were those for you on this trip?

R: It was all big and unexpected in a way. Nowhere was as we expected it to be, not really. That’s the thing about travel, you get a sense of a country from a distance, but it’s impossible to know what it will be like until you are there. I’ve been surprised by so many places, positively and negatively. I was really pleasantly surprised by Turkey. They have loads of cats, they are all really well taken care of, and really friendly. They live out on the streets, but everyone respects them, vaccinates them, and feeds them. It’s really lovely, I haven’t seen that before.

S: It’s a whole culture, taking care of cats, amazing.

R: We were really excited about Kazakhstan because we had no idea what the country’s gonna be like. And it turned out the country is almost entirely a flat, featureless scrubland.

T: And an environmental disaster.

R: The people were nice. We stayed in Almaty, which was really nice, and near the mountains.

S: Tbilisi, in Georgia, we had thought it’s a cultural hotch-potch. It’s a very mixed experience, very European, but still has Russian influence. We were expecting a very open and interesting country. The hostel we stayed in was a melting pot of different cultures and ideas. But the people out on the streets didn’t look happy. The older generation looked like they were still part of Russia, and they were depressed. The younger generation all wanted to be a part of Europe, and they would get depressed. You know, how can you make such sweep judgments when you’re there for a week? But we didn’t get that feeling in almost any other country. Turkey had its own identity, Russia, China… Most of these countries we traveled through knew how to be themselves. And Georgia felt like it was almost subsumed by other cultures and other ideas. I can imagine there are quite a few countries that are like that, and how hard that is for those countries that have had that influence from so many different places.

T: It’s very personal. We’ve met somebody else who’s been to Georgia, and they’ve been to the mountains, and it was great. You can’t obviously rely on a traveler to tell you what the country is like. We had a really limited experience.

From tourist traps to true encounters

How did you feel being a traveler in the world of tourists?

T: When we went to Indonesia, we had some very ordinary experiences. On the ferry to Jakarta, Shannon met someone who invited us to her cousin’s wedding. A full-blown Muslim wedding! And we sang there, really fantastic. Then we went to Bali, which is where most of our friends would know in Indonesia, and actually went to Ubud, a beautiful little town there. But the town is now designed to find ways to extract as much money as possible from Western tourists. Which is completely understandable. But it means that it wasn’t a place where we felt we could be ourselves.

S: We’ve got friends who went there quite recently, and absolutely loved it. They recommended it to us. And the people that we met doing the selling, we really liked them. It just wasn’t what I wanted from my experience of being in Bali. What I did get was an open cremation, an incredible experience, and the community, because they all paid for the coffin and the ceremony, that was incredible. So they are running alongside each other in Bali. I think that’s what people notice from the place. Bali is still Bali, and they worked out how to make a lot of money from the people who come there.

I did not have much of that experience. The places we traveled through were much more where people live, and we got used to that. We haven’t spent much time on the normal tourist trail, so it was a culture shock ending up somewhere where our job was to pay for things and buy stuff, and we weren’t doing that. It was kind of difficult.

T: In Laos, which had a much lower tourist footprint going on, and it was off-season, we had a really pleasant experience of being in a tropical place, but not feeling that we were the target of everyone, that our job was to supply the money.

Rosa in a raincoat on a flooded street of Tbilisi, Georgia, during the slow travel adventure trip to Australia.
Rosa’s hopes for a shelter being washed away by rain in Tbilisi, Georgia

Then we had a few negative experiences like finding ourselves in a flood in Tbilisi before we knew where we were staying for the night. So we had to walk through a flood, and we didn’t know how bad it was gonna get. It was quite freaky. And we had the interrogation leaving Russia, not knowing where that would lead, but none of these things turned out to be that bad. We haven’t had a difficult time.

Pollution and progress in exotic locales

Having in mind your sensitivity toward the environment, were you surprised by the level of pollution that doesn’t usually end up on everyone’s Instagram feeds when they report from such exotic places?

S: In China, in places such as Chengdu and Guilin, the majority of the vehicles were electric.

R: In Guilin, surrounded by very typical Chinese mountains, most people get around on electric mopeds. I was struck by that because there is nothing quite like that anywhere in Europe.

S: And there was no litter on the streets. Because they have a policy where nearly everyone has a job, and people are paid to pick up litter from the streets. I got a good sense of what China is doing well.

In Indonesia, we saw piles and piles of rubbish. When I used to fly, when I went to India, I would see much more pollution, than I saw on this trip. It hasn’t been a big part of my experience. I didn’t think about what we are doing to this world. I’ve seen much more of the beauty, the kindness, and the ordinariness of people living their lives.

Rosa with white cockatoos in Australia, during her long slow trip from the UK.
Parrot pollution in Australia

R: Most of the places have not been heavily polluted. The most heavily polluted was Jakarta, it was so obvious, wow. There’s smog in the air.

T: In Indonesia, a lot of the pollution comes from Western consumable stuff. It comes in and produces a lot of packaging and rubbish. And that has to be dealt with, same in Timor. Kazakhstan is an environmental disaster area. The first place we stayed in was an Airbnb in a grotty apartment block, and I turned on the tap and the water that came out was brown. The people in that city were living with toxic water.

So often, in places, it’s more been a measure of poverty, or a measure of infrastructure not having been developed. A few places have a problem with rubbish, they have no proper way of dealing with that, and maybe they have a problem with water.

But in most places we went, we found things which we could learn from. It isn’t the case that the Western world is way more advanced than the rest of the world. There’s an economic difference, but in different countries, things were done amazingly well and thoughtfully. And China was an eye-opener, after all the bad news we heard about it. After this, I have maximum respect for China.

Avatars of adventure – unleashing the Lion

Coming back to your blog, you playfully adopted Oz characters accompanying Dorothy on her adventure of finding her way home. Shannon took the avatar of Scarecrow, Theo embraced Tin Man’s armor, and Rosa jumped into Lion’s suit. Did you find brains, heart, and courage on the road, and in which moments?

R: For me, as the Lion, I definitely feel more courageous now than I was when I started. I found it hard and confronting to talk to people, especially strangers, to ask for help. And I still find it very awkward. In a lot of these countries, I can’t speak their language, and I’m just assuming that they can speak English, and that makes me feel uncomfortable. I feel like I should be trying to make an effort to learn their language. And I feel bad for making them stumble through English because I don’t know their language. I know a little bit of Mandarin, so in China, I was really struck, because I can struggle to ask a simple question in Mandarin. Suddenly I would be: back in England, why would I be afraid to ask that question? Because I can speak the language, there’s nothing stopping me! I think it helped me, now in Australia, to be more confident. Because I can communicate. So why don’t I communicate?

S: And you got a job!

R: Yeah, we’ve been here only for a week, and I got a working visa for Australia, so I could earn some money while I was here. And I walked into a Subway, gave my resume, and they offered me to come for a trial shift the next day.

S: Someone has to pay for our trip back, Ivan! (laughter)

Rosa and Shannon Coggins raising hands in front of the crater lakes on Java, Indonesia, during their slow travel journey to Australia, without planes.
Rosa and Shannon – the feeling of victory at the crater lakes in Java

Scarecrow’s path from doubt to dialogue

What about the Scarecrow?

S: Working-class families in Britain don’t have particularly high expectations for their children. That’s not true across the board, but there’s a certain truth in saying that my Dad told me I was stupid a lot when I was growing up. And somewhere I believed him. We didn’t sit around the dinner table, discussing art and culture and museums and books, we didn’t talk much at all. Anyway, I didn’t have that kind of upbringing.

When I was growing up, my Dad told me I was stupid a lot. And somewhere I believed him. This slow trip to Australia restored the belief that my voice countsShannon Coggins

Sometimes, when I want my mind to work and I want to be able to think and say what I think, I stumble over my words. I can’t find them. I don’t know how to think in a straight line if you like. And then, I wanted not so much to challenge myself, but to believe in myself a little bit more, that my voice counts, and that what I’m thinking and what I’ve got to say – matters.

So I built our website, from watching a video. It took a lot of effort, and Rosa helped me a bit. Oh my god, it was hard work building that bloody thing! It’s a drop in the ocean for most people, but I was determined to do it. And then I have written a lot of blog posts, and that’s been my effort, my voice, and challenge to my mind.

When we did a talk in China about our journey over the Silk Road, that was another opportunity, and the press interest in us, and this, with you, you are asking me what I think, and I am telling you what I think.

Tin Man’s journey of humility

What happened to the Tin Man?

T: I was used to thinking, talking, communicating, campaigning, blah-blah, having lots of opinions. When you’re going through so many countries in succession, there’s no way that you’re gonna know other languages, so you are subject to other people, you rely on their kindness to you. I just feel quite humbled by what people are like around the world. I feel humbled to realize that a lot of what I thought I knew, a lot of my book learning, and internet learning about what countries and people were like have been turned overhead by the experience of meeting some of them.

There have been lovely odd connections with people on the way, the guy in the train compartment in Kazakhstan, some people in East Timor, people you meet on the ferry, the ship’s musicians… Often a very brief encounter, but you can really sometimes feel that connection you get with someone. That person could have been my friend, a lifelong friend! But we will never see each other again. And of course, there’s a whole thing of trying to hang on to that, should we keep in touch… But that’s not the point, because the world is full of people like that.

One of the things that makes it possible for me when we’re traveling, when I feel a bit lost with the culture, things I don’t understand, or feeling homesick, is nature. And that’s true for all of us. If we can find a bit of nature where we are and connect with that, that’s different everywhere, but it is also the same everywhere. There’s something about nature for us which is fundamentally the same spirit. Of course, it’s one planet, and when you connect with that, it has its unique quality, but it’s also what touches my heart, and makes me feel at peace and safe wherever I am. I think the strength is that I am thinking a lot more about my connection with nature, and I am much less inclined to have opinions about everything, and much more inclined to listen to find out what other people think where they are. It’s been good for the Tin Man.

Thinking beyond flight

Now that you have traveled across the world, trying to do the slow traveling, you came up with this interesting proposal that someone could think about making a better sea connection between East Timor and Australia. What else could governments easily do to make our travel more sustainable?

S: Cheaper public transport. Stop subsidizing airplanes. If you make public transport affordable, then people will use it. Train travel is an amazing way to travel! You do see more, you have more time for yourself and for other people. You can look out the window and read the book. And you can sleep! That’s a simple thing.

Shannon Coggins and Rosa in a train, on their slow travel, no-fly journey to Australia.
Shannon and Rosa enjoying the luxury of train travel

R: Some of the parts of our travel were easy once we had found the way to get across. But finding how to get across was really hard. So if a country would make that a viable and clear option as a way to travel, then the people wouldn’t fly across. Buses have often been inexpensive.

T: If governments really want to think about it, there’s a lot of options for making deals and arrangements with other countries for making those through-journeys, a bit like the Interrail system, even if that one didn’t work that well. But here, in Australia, we have a pass that allows us to use Greyhound Buses for a certain period. Rather than paying by distance, it’s the period. We know that later we can travel up the coast because it’s easy.

Do we want millions of people going to the last beautiful places on the planet? It has a big impact, so I don’t know about thatTheo Simon

You can make all kinds of international arrangements to facilitate that ease of transport, and then it’s about encouraging it. Persuading governments and particularly tourism people to see the benefit. I think we’re at the beginning of that. We had some of that discussion in East Timor, which is a pretty much new country. If you develop this eco-tourism approach, which has to include travel, otherwise it’s a bit of a contradiction, then there’s a possibility you get something sustainable which has the advantage that it won’t be destroying what’s left of your environment. It will actually be enhancing the environment, because that becomes the thing that you are selling, so you want to make it clean, you want to protect it.

There’s been a contradiction in all of it, which is – do we want millions of people going to the last beautiful places on the planet? It has a big impact, so I don’t know about that.

I think someone needs to develop airships! Because they’d be slow, they could carry freight and they could carry people.

There is another aspect about the whole thing about the slow: we’re lucky, we create time for ourselves. Most people can’t. So the other aspect would be that we design our working world to give people the time to travel and that we allow that. But that would probably involve major changes in the way we run capitalism.

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Tips for successful slow travel

For families that are considering doing something similar, what are the best places and countries for long-term slow travel? What is your top advice – how to slow travel? Or how not to?

S: I’d say, Turkey is well-designed for slow travel. But you have to understand the Turkish railway system, which we didn’t. So either you have to turn up and be willing to wait, because it’s very popular, or you could get your head around the Turkish website in advance.

China is incredible, it has phenomenal train systems. Every single train that we got on left to the minute it was going to, and arrived at the minute it was going to. You can travel, you can afford it. But even in Thailand.

The only place where I wouldn’t travel by train is Java because it was incredibly expensive, it was crazy money to travel there, but we went third class, and that was alright.

Theo Simon and Rosa enjoying the views in Southeast Asia during their slow travel trip to Australia, to attend Shannon's sister's wedding.
Enjoying the views in Southeast Asia, a stopover on a four-months-long journey to Australia

R: I think the best advice for traveling the way we do is: you should always arrive at the station an hour before your bus or train is due to leave. That has saved us a few times. Because sometimes it’s earlier, or sometimes it’s really complicated to get onto the station, sometimes you have to put your luggage through a scanner, or things get lost in translation, and you can’t understand where you’re meant to go. And that extra hour becomes a life-saver.

S: We’ve given ourselves two or three hours on many occasions.

T: For this kind of journey, you plan as well as you can. The internet is your friend, except that now often the information is out of date. You then have to arrive and try and find out what is the real information based on the information you’ve already got, and you then need to act as if even that information possibly isn’t correct. So you are covered.

The visa hustle

T: The other thing you have to do, if you have a timescale for when you want the journey to end, you have to pin down the absolutely essential bits so that you make sure to get to that bit. We knew we had to be in Russia on a certain day, we had to leave it on a certain day because that’s what our visa said. So you’ve got to structure your trip around that.

Did you plan your visas in the UK?

S: The only two visas we had to get before we left were Russia and China. You cannot get them outside of your country of origin. All the other visas we either got as we were heading to a country, online, or at the border. But China and Russia were a lot of work, and cost a lot of money.

These are then the ones you had to plan out, you had to know where you would stay, when you would enter, and when you would exit the country. How did you prove your onward travel?

S: For China, we had to buy a plane ticket. And then we canceled it after we got our visa. It cost us 300 pounds to do that. You wouldn’t have to do that anymore. You can get a train into China right now, but none of the land borders were open when we set off. To get the visa, we had to prove we had a flight.

For Russia, we went through an incredibly complicated process to get the proof of travel within Russia. But someone said that when you book a hotel in Russia, you can ask them to book your bus tickets and then pay them because they have a direct way of receiving money you pay through Booking.com or whatever. You can’t pay for things in Russia with credit cards from outside of Russia because of all the sanctions. So there are little tiny details that you learn as you go.

Breaking through climate alibis

We spoke about how the feeling of the insignificance of an action demotivates individuals from doing their responsible part. In a world where everyone contributes to climate change, dispersing the responsibility, how to deal with these alibis for inaction calling out the hypocrisy of those who try to do their own little steps?

The guy from the Center for Alternative Technology told me that climate change is the thing that we need to almost not talk about. Live somewhere, and have a good quality of life. You’ve chosen to travel overland (because why wouldn’t you?), and that has an impact on your carbon footprint. But you’re doing it for economic reasons, and it’s a smart lifestyle choice, it’s an interesting choice, it’s a social choice. And the carbon footprint almost slides underneath.

That’s what happens with this story for us. We are a family from Somerset. We’ve traveled for a wedding, we’ve traveled overland, how interesting, we’ve gone all the way from Castle Cary to Sydney, isn’t that a long way, and how amazing, they made it. And, by the way, they are worried about the climate, cause aren’t we all? That’s what I wanted because it’s everybody’s planet.

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Glasgow, Scotland – home to bagpipes, haggis, and now, a spectacle that left attendees more sour than a bowl of expired lemon drops. In what was promised as a Willy Wonka wonderland, families were tantalized by the prospect of stepping into a world of pure imagination. Hosted by the enigmatic House of Illuminati, the event billed as the Willy’s Chocolate Experience, hyped with fantastical imagery generated by artificial intelligence, painted a picture of candy-coated dreams and whimsical adventures. All for the bargain price of “just” £35!

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From fantasy to fiasco

Imagine the excitement of families as they eagerly made their way to the Box Hub Warehouse, lured by promises of enchanted gardens, vibrant blooms, twilight tunnels, and, of course, an abundance of chocolate delights. The choco-wonderland, akin to a psychedelic daydream, was fueling imagination with “mind-expanding projections” and “wondrous creations”.

Actress Kirsty Paterson performing as Oompa Loompa character at Willy's Chocolate Experience in Glasgow, a fiasco event where some commenters compared her candy station to a meth lab; source: Facebook.
The viral photograph of the actress Kirsty Paterson portraying Oompa Loompa – some compared her candy station to a meth lab

However, what attendees found upon arrival was more reminiscent of a hastily thrown-together school play or even a budget horror film set than a magical chocolate factory. Instead of the surreal landscapes depicted in the AI-generated visuals, they were greeted by a sparsely decorated warehouse that would make even the thriftiest of garage sales blush. A handful of plastic props scattered like forgotten candy wrappers, and a lone deflated bouncy castle slumped in the corner – a sad sight indeed.

Adding to the disappointment, the promised enchanting experiences and abundant treats turned out to be as elusive as the golden ticket itself. Children, expecting rivers of chocolate and mountains of sweets, were left with nothing more than a single jellybean each and a lemonade cup so tiny it could barely quench a fruit fly’s thirst.

Photograph of a poor display at Willy's Chocolate Experience in Glasgow, where children didn't get the magical Wonka's wonderland they were expecting; photo by Jack Proctor.
The Willy’s Chocolate Experience with ™ symbol (lol) smartly never mentioned the copyright-protected word ‘Wonka’. So families could have even gotten an encounter of chocolate and a killer whale. As Jack Proctor’s photograph exposes, the spectacularly poor display was not far from looking for marine mammals
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As Jack Proctor, one of the parents, put it for STV News, “We stepped inside to find a disorganized mini-maze of randomly placed oversized props, a lackluster candy station that dispersed one jelly bean per child, and a terrifying chrome-masked character that scared many of the kids to tears.”

 

Truly, the only thing that seemed missing was a sign reading: “Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.”

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The wonky Willy Wonka

Performers seemed to be more lost than Hansel and Gretel in the woods. Paul Connell, tasked with embodying the eccentric Willy Wonka himself, was disillusioned as soon as he arrived on the scene. He was thrust into the role with little more than an AI-generated gibberish script and the instruction “do whatever you want”.

He revealed to the Independent a part of his synopsis, obviously created by AI: “I had to say, ‘There is a man we don’t know his name. We know him as the Unknown. This Unknown is an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls.’ (…) At the end of my monologue, I was supposed to suck up the Unknown Man with a vacuum cleaner. I asked them if they had a vacuum cleaner and they said, ‘Yeah, we haven’t really got there yet, so just improvise’.”

 

Of course, when the event unfolded, Connell and his fellow Oompa Loompas faced a swarm of disappointed families and enraged parents. Tensions mounted like an overheating chocolate fountain, and even police were summoned to the chaotic scene. Willy’s Chocolate Experience was unceremoniously shut down faster than a kid unwrapping a chocolate bar, if only there were any to be found.

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One of the AI visuals for Willy's Chocolate Experience in Glasgow, a fiasco event that didn't deliver, with AI gibberish wording thrown around a colorful candy visual ("encherining entertainment", "cartchy tuns", "exarserdray lollipops", "pasadise of sweet teats"); created by the House of Illuminati.
One of the actual visuals promoting the Willy’s Chocolate Experience in Glasgow – all of them were in the format 1024×1024 px, default dimensions of the free version of AI image generation tools such as Dall-e

Willy’s Chocolate Experience, in your AI dreams

The website promoting this appalling event didn’t even try to photoshop the AI’s struggles with letters. Visuals were promising “encherining entertainment” with “vivue sounds”, “ukxepcted twits”, “cartchy tuns”, “exarserday lollipops”, and even, wait for it… A “pasadise of sweet teats”!

Hundreds of adults who brought their children to the experience definitely chose not to pay attention to the fine print of the event charging $44 per ticket. It was a truly golden ticket to disappointment.

Willy’s Chocolate Experience was promising “a chocolate fantasy like never before”, and they surely delivered!

As for the actors in this wonderland reminiscent of Fyre Festival, the fraudulent music festival in the Bahamas, their contracts were labeled as “coontracts”. Some revealed that they signed them with an erasable ink!

The director of the House of Illuminati Billy Coull, channeling his inner Billy McFarland, blamed “technological issues” for the event’s failure: “We had ordered a holographic paper that didn’t arrive on time. The holographic technology in itself is absolutely fabulous technology and unfortunately there was a delay in postage.”

House of Illuminati issued a statement of apology for the debacle, but some suspect this was also written by ChatGPT. They promised full refunds to disgruntled ticket holders, though the website states that “tickets are not refundable”. Attendees should not expect to be compensated for the emotional trauma.

In the end, what was meant to be a sweet escape into the world of Willy Wonka turned out to be a bitter reminder that sometimes reality can be crueler than fiction. The organizers announced “a chocolate fantasy like never before”, and they surely delivered!

In a world where AI-generated images can promise the impossible, Glasgow attendees who found themselves caught in this sticky situation will likely think twice before trusting ads again. May their next adventure be a little less “exarserday” and a lot more “cartchy tun” – whatever that means.

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Willy's Chocolate Experience in Glasgow was promising a Wonka-inspired universe of sweets, but visitors got a children's version of a Fyre Festival. Read how a fantasy event used AI to draw the crowds to a spectacularly poor display of plastic props, half-inflated bouncing castle and candy stations that were giving away one jelly bean per child.

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With anything between 44 and 50 countries on the Old Continent (depending on who and how is counting), planning the first European trip can be an overwhelming task. Europe might be the second-smallest of the world’s continents, but it’s a treasure trove of diverse cultures, historical landmarks, and breathtaking landscapes.

On your first European trip, discover the academic charm of Oxford, the romantic allure of Paris, the ancient wonders of Rome, and the lively spirit of Barcelona!

So, if you are traveling to Europe for the first time, where do you even start? From hiking in Norway’s majestic mountains to island-hopping through the Greek archipelago, deciding where to go could bring more than one sweet dilemma. With so much to explore and a dazzling array of choices, how should you plan your maiden voyage to Europe?

If you want to get the first taste of the vibrant cultures that call Europe home, we suggest not spreading yourself too thin. Make the most of your journey by following this enticing European itinerary for first-time visitors, as it will bring you to four exciting countries well-connected by short flights or train rides.

On your first European trip, you’ll be able to discover the academic charm of Oxford, the romantic allure of Paris, the ancient wonders of Rome, and the lively spirit of Barcelona! Get ready for an unforgettable adventure across four iconic European destinations!

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Oxford, England: Walking in the footsteps of Harry Potter

Rooftops in Oxford, England, UK, one of the key destinations in an introductory Eurpean travel itinerary; photo by Liv Cashman, Unsplash.

First up on our itinerary is Oxford, England, a city that wears its rich history with pride and elegance. Oxford is famous worldwide as the home of the University of Oxford, one of the oldest and most prestigious universities globally.

But for Harry Potter fans, Oxford is more than just an academic haven; it’s a portal into the enchanting world of Hogwarts.

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Visit iconic Harry Potter filming locations

Oxford University’s historic buildings doubled as various locations in the Harry Potter films. A guided tour around these spots can make you feel like you’ve stepped right into the wizarding world.

  • The Divinity School: Featured as the Hogwarts Infirmary in the movies, the Divinity School’s ornate ceiling and grand arches will instantly transport you to Harry’s world.
  • The Bodleian Library: A part of this ancient library was transformed into the Hogwarts library in the films. A walk through its quiet aisles is a must for any Potterhead.
  • Christ Church College: The college’s grand dining hall inspired the Hogwarts Great Hall. The college’s stunning architecture is worth a visit.

Explore the rest of Oxford

Beyond its Harry Potter connections, Oxford has a wealth of culture, history, and beauty to explore:

  • Visit the Ashmolean Museum: Housing an extraordinary collection of art and archaeology, it’s a must-visit for history and culture enthusiasts.
  • Stroll through the Botanic Garden: As the oldest botanical garden in the UK, it provides a tranquil retreat from the bustling city.
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Paris, France: Where love blossoms and croissants call your name

Eiffel Tower in Paris, France, viewed from the base, one of the recommended places to visit if you're traveling to Europe for the first time; photo by Eliška Doležalová, Unsplash.

Few places stir the imagination as vividly as Paris, the magnificent capital city of France. Synonymous with romance, gastronomy, fashion, and remarkable historical sites, Paris is a city of many splendors. A stop in the ‘City of Lights’ is a quintessential part of your first European trip.

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Iconic landmarks

The very name of Paris conjures images of some of the world’s most iconic landmarks. These landmarks narrate the city’s rich history and stand as testaments to its artistic and architectural prowess.

  • The Eiffel Tower: Known globally as the symbol of France, the Eiffel Tower is an architectural marvel that dominates the Parisian skyline. Ascend this iconic tower to enjoy a panoramic view of Paris that is nothing short of breathtaking.
  • Notre Dame Cathedral: A masterpiece of French Gothic architecture, the Notre Dame Cathedral enchants with its stunning façade, intricate stained glass windows, and dramatic towers. Despite being partially damaged by the 2019 fire, the cathedral remains one of Paris’s must-visit sites.
  • The Louvre: Home to thousands of works of art from different periods and regions, including the enigmatic Mona Lisa, the Louvre is not just a museum – it’s an experience. Set aside ample time to explore this former royal palace that holds centuries of artistic heritage within its majestic walls.

Experience the Parisian lifestyle

Stepping into Paris is like stepping into a living painting. Immerse yourself in the Parisian lifestyle to truly understand the charm that this city holds.

  • Explore Montmartre: This historic and artistic neighborhood, with its bohemian past and exciting ambiance, is perfect for leisurely exploration. Visit the famous Sacré-Cœur Basilica, stroll along the charming streets of Montmartre, and visit the bustling artists’ square, Place du Tertre. Follow the steps of “Emily in Paris”, and find your amorous message on the Wall of Love.
  • Seine River cruise: A boat ride on the Seine River offers a unique perspective of the city’s famous landmarks. The cruise becomes exceptionally romantic as the city lights up at night.
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Rome, Italy: A Dive into history (and pasta)

The exterior of the Colosseum, the famous amphitheater in Rome, Italy, a key spot in the European travel itinerary for first-time visitors; photo by Tony Litvyak, Unsplash.

Rome, Italy‘s sprawling capital, is often described as a giant, open-air museum. With its globally influential art, rich culture, ancient ruins, and architectural treasures, Rome promises an unforgettable journey back in time.

Historical monuments and sites

Rome’s vast historical landscape is astounding, with well-preserved treasures at every turn that transport you back to the Roman Empire.

  • The Colosseum: This massive stone amphitheater, where gladiators once battled, is a symbol of the Roman Empire’s might and ingenuity. A guided tour can provide fascinating insights into its history and architecture.
  • The Roman Forum: Explore the ruins of this once-thriving heart of the Roman Empire. Its crumbling arches and columns were part of grand temples, government buildings, and markets in ancient times.
  • The Pantheon: This well-preserved monument is an architectural masterpiece. Marvel at its massive dome and the oculus, the only source of natural light inside. Since recently, the entrance to the Pantheon is not free of charge, so make sure to book your ticket!

Italian gastronomy

Rome isn’t just a feast for the eyes, but also a paradise for food lovers. The city offers a wealth of gastronomic experiences.

  • Traditional cuisine: Roman cuisine is hearty and diverse. Don’t miss out on local dishes like carbonara, cacio e pepe, and the quintessential Roman artichokes.
  • Visit local markets: Campo de Fiori is a vibrant local market where you can sample fresh local produce, cheeses, and meats. It’s also an excellent place to pick up some edible souvenirs.
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Barcelona, Spain: A melting pot of cultures

Whimsical architecture by Antoni Gaudí in Park Güell, in Barcelona, Spain, one of the best places to visit during one's first European trip; photo by Matthieu Rochette, Unsplash.

Our last stop is Barcelona, the vivacious capital of Catalonia. Famed for its unique architecture, Barcelona offers a unique blend of cultures, a thriving arts scene, an inviting Mediterranean climate, and mouth-watering cuisine.

Architectural marvels

Barcelona’s architecture, shaped significantly by the genius of Antoni Gaudí, is unlike anything you’ll see elsewhere in the world.

  • The Sagrada Familia: This unfinished basilica, Gaudí’s most ambitious project, is a mind-blowing blend of Gothic and Art Nouveau forms. Touring its intricate façade and stunning interior is an unforgettable experience.
  • Park Güell: This public park is a colorful playground showcasing Gaudí’s creative genius. The mosaic-covered terraces, whimsical structures, and fantastic views of the city make it a must-visit spot in Barcelona.

Explore local culture and cuisine

Barcelona offers myriad opportunities to engage with its vibrant culture and indulge in Catalan cuisine.

  • Stroll Las Ramblas: This bustling street in the heart of Barcelona is lined with shops, cafes, and street performers. Don’t forget to visit Mercat de la Boqueria, a large public market with a dizzying array of fresh foods.
  • Enjoy Catalan cuisine: Sample local dishes like tapas and paella in Barcelona’s many excellent restaurants, and don’t forget to try a glass of traditional Catalan cava, Spanish sparkling wine.
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First European trip – conclusion

Embarking on your first European trip is an exciting endeavor, and with this itinerary, you’ll be able to immerse yourself in the beauty, history, and culture of Europe’s greatest destinations.

Itineraries are merely guides. Feel free to sprinkle your own magic along the way!

Each of these cities, with its unique offerings and shared European charm, promises an enriching and unforgettable travel experience.

From sipping tea in the land of Harry Potter to falling in love under the Eiffel Tower, from wandering through the ruins of ancient Rome to dancing the night away in the streets of Barcelona, this itinerary promises unforgettable memories.

Remember, this is merely a guide. Feel free to sprinkle your own magic along the way. Swap a museum visit for an impromptu street performance or take a detour to a hidden café that serves the best cannoli in town. Itineraries are here to be adjusted to our interests and travel pace!

The key is to soak in each city’s unique flavor, embrace the unexpected, and create your own unique European adventure. This is your first European trip, and it’s going to be legendary!

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Traveling to Europe for the first time? Make sure to include these four cities in your first European trip itinerary: Oxford, Rome, Barcelona, and Paris!

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The photographs in this article have been sourced through Unsplash.
In the order of appearance, the authors are as follows: 
Sagrada Familia, Barcelona (cover image) - Ashim D’Silva
Oxford - Liv Cashman
Eiffel Tower, Paris - Eliška Doležalová
Colosseum, Rome - Tony Litvyak
Park Güell, Barcelona - Matthieu Rochette
Paris map (pin image) - Duygu Güngör

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