Selecting a plane seat may or may not be your worst nightmare. With so many pros and cons for any of them, deciding on the best place to sit on an airplane gets complicated. However, if you are sensitive to possibly complex situations during the flight, my first advice would be: go for the last row!
It might happen that even the airport crew at the baggage drop-off will ask you: „Are you sure you don’t want to be reseated to the better seat?“. Sure, the ride in the back of the plane is bumpier, the seats in the last row often have a limited recline, they are also just in front of the plane’s toilets area, and they are never actually mentioned as the “best seat on a plane”. But until somebody rewards me with the business class treatment, I will always be choosing „the worst seats of the economy class“.
Passengers’ sweet dreams becoming your worst nightmare
Here is one example to illustrate this idea! Flight from Riga, Latvia, to Frankfurt, Germany, was not a long one. Lufthansa brought me there for two and a half hours. But flights that depart at 06:30 in the morning make one sleepy, no matter how long the actual trip is. Drugged by a narcotic sound of the plane engines, rows and rows of travelers fall into sleep, with their jaws dropping on their chests as if they are waiting for a dentist checkup.
Somehow he spilled out of his seat as if he was a liquid, and diffused all over the floor
Just at the moment when I planned to hit the sack myself, something scratched my heels. Did the life vest fall off? Has the part of the seat crumbled? Did somebody’s bag get legs? It couldn’t be! Both mine and the row behind mine were the emergency exit rows, so no luggage couldn’t be stored beneath those plane seats. Hence, no bag.
Even the extra legroom might not make you comfortable
I moved my legs apart and in between two shiny shoes emerged. Whose legs were these?! How could someone sit in the extra legroom plane seat, and still not have enough? Not only was his extra legroom not enough, not only was the space below my seat insufficient… His legs were actually invading the legroom of the seat in front of him! Was he the tallest man on Earth? The sleeping passenger wasn’t exceptionally tall. The fact was that somehow he just spilled out of his seat as if he was a liquid, and diffused all over the floor.
Example number two. On my recent Jetstar Pacific light from Phu Quoc Island to Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, an incredibly ugly female leg sneaked onto my armrest. Unpedicured in-your-face toenails could make one puke even on the firm ground. But how to approach the issue when you are in the confined space with no possibility to run away. In my case, luckily the flight was short, and the leg appeared just before the landing, so I have decided not to confront the female passenger behind me.
These events reminded me how online checking-in is important. Never ever leave the choice of your seat row to the fortune of the airport check-in! And here is why the supposedly least attractive seats at the back of the plane should be on the top of your list!
Benefits of sitting at the back of a plane
1. When seated in the last seat row, there is no one sitting behind you!
Don’t you just hate it when somebody’s knees are poking your ribs through the seatback throughout the entire flight? This can be annoying even when in a cinema and someone is constantly pushing their feet against your seatback. Plane seats are not known for the greatest sturdiness, so if the annoying passenger behind you can be avoided, why would you think twice about sitting in the rear of a plane?
2. The chance is nobody else wants to sit in the last row of seats!
Being well-marketed as the least attractive in the plane, last row seats often stay empty. On the smaller planes, certain portions even get reserved for the cabin crew, who don’t necessarily use them. So if you hit it big, it could just mean that instead of sleeping on a reclining seat, you could actually spread yourself over two or three empty seats that do not recline! Sitting in the back of the plane may bring the luxury of a proper rest!
3. Small children are sitting far away from you!
Family designated spaces in the plane are often at the bulkhead seats which face the partitions that divide different sections of the aircraft. These have no seats in front of them, so if you opted for bulkhead seats, you indeed could have gotten more legroom. But also your first neighbors may be babies and toddlers sitting in their parents’ lap. Bulkhead seats sometimes have extra oxygen bags for children, so this is the place where the airline will put the crying babies. Enjoy your extra legroom! I can’t hear anything from the last row!
4. No blocking in between the drinks carts!
Yes, sitting just in front of the toilet may be annoying if people start piling up in front of it as if the bathroom might run away. However, it is even more annoying to have to go to pee, while being blocked in between the carts from which the flight attendants serve the drinks to the passengers. That sound of the coffee hitting the cup – it makes you want to pee even more! And the toilet is so far. Sitting in the last row means you will always be the first in the queue for the loo. Wait, did I say queue? What is the queue?
5. The plane seat in the last row is the safest one!
The last, but not the least important answer to the question “What is the safest seat on a plane?”! From when I’ve listened in the conversation of one pilot talking to his civilian friends about how he always chooses the last seat row when he flies in private arrangement, because “the last rows come with the safest seats on a plane”, I always follow this advice.
Sure, airlines will tell you this is not true, as then everybody would just want to sit in the back of an airplane, but statistics do say that after, God forbid, plane crashes, the construction of the aircraft’s tail will be the least damaged. Therefore it is not that unusual that even the flight recorder, commonly known as a black box, is placed in the plane’s tail section, where it is more likely to survive a severe crash.
JAT flight attendant Vesna Vuković has survived the plane crashing from the 10.000 meters height not because she jumped out of it with a parachute, but because she was sitting firmly next to the supposedly repulsive toilet section.
Of course, there are various arguments one should take into account when choosing a plane seat. Consider some of them mentioned in this video!
With everything taken into account, I would still recommend: choose the last row of seats next time you fly. Sitting in the back of a plane won’t kill you if you try! Pun intended.
On the other hand, your fellow passengers might actually kill you! If you want to survive your next flight, read why the plane crash changes the psychology of passengers and makes them dangerous!
But do you know what is the most dangerous place at the airport? Check here what you need to know about the airport security check! It might surprise you!
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